Supernatural Big Bad Bracket: Groups One and Two Face Off!
We’ve made it to Round Two of the Supernatural Big Bad Bracket, and the competition is heating up. Now that we’ve weeded out the weak performers – seriously, did werewolves ever stand a chance? – we’re getting ready for some exciting matchups. This week, the competitors from Groups One and Two will go at it – and things could get ugly. We’re expecting at least one competitor to be reduced to a charcoal briquette (again), but other matches could be fierce. So get voting!
We had a couple of close matches in Group Four, but nothing along the lines of the great Hotel Minibars vs. Point-of-View buzzer-beater in Group Two. Poor Giant Tiny was able to shrug off Anson’s mind control – maybe the brainwaves get weaker at high altitudes? – and Destiny proved to be more than Clowns could handle. Clowns are scary, but we guess they were destined to fail in this match.
Despite all its malevolent power, the Demon Army could not match the devastating attack of Self-Esteem Issues. Those demon soldiers are going to need some serious therapy to deal with the blow their self esteem that Self Esteem dealt. Jake lost his struggle against Poetic Justice – and honestly, we’re surprised he got as far as he did, what with the bad mojo generated by killing Sam. S.W.A.T. Teams were taken down by Dubious Mating Practices – even highly trained tactical officers are no match for ill-conceived nookie. Let that be a lesson to you all.
Then there were the smackdowns – The Crossroads Demon basically ate the Rakshasa for lunch, and we can’t say we’re surprised. Anyone who’s got Dean’s soul in reserve has got to have an edge. The Confused Ghosts remained confused after their encounter with Angst – the poor bewildered spirits never had a chance. Finally, Ellen paper-trained the Hell Hounds without breaking a sweat – she made those demonic puppy dogs whimper for mercy from the first moment they met. Don’t mess with Ellen, folks.
This week, we’re pretty sure Jess won’t fare any better against Sex with Sam than she did in the pilot… what a way to go. We’re interested to see how Hendrickson will fare against Dead Daddy Winchester, and we’re looking forward to the battle of Monsters of Rock vs. Pop Culture Knowledge. Plus there’s Andy vs. Fans (our money’s on Andy), the DFKA Meg vs. Ash (bye, Ash!), and Mary’s Mysterious Past vs. Hotel Minibars (at least the minibars already have the necessary ingredients to drown their sorrows when Mary inevitably kicks their bottled butts) and more. Let the games continue!