Why is this poll full of women anyway? Surely, we can think of a few terribly dressed men. Like, say, Perez Hilton. He’s supposedly holed up in his little apartment drawing pointless squigglies on celebrity photos, you know, like a real objective reporter. Then, why oh why, can I not go anywhere without seeing his ugly mug and even worse fashion sense! New Year’s Eve on MTV was the absolute worst!! Hands down the winner of 2007.
And what about those Project Runway contestants? That one really hurts because they’re supposed to be, like, designers and trendsetters. Hello! Every time you see one of ‘em, they look hideous! I pray for the future of design. Go back to Gossip Girl and the preppy guy look, it may not be good enough for the Runway’s Klum and company, but for hot, those GG guys got it going on!
--elle-mentary, my dear!