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March 17, 2008

I would date Matt!

I would date Matt so that he could read me poetry. I would also wear my "bikini" t-shirt. You know the one that makes you look like you have a hot body with a tiny bikini on!!!!!


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There's something sexy about a boy with coke bottle glasses...

Matt from little elm, all day! He's the epitome of everything every woman would want. Take it from me, if you are going to have sex with a geek, make sure its one that lives near you so you can contact him later on and inform him that he might have herpes. You might forget some strange hot hookup from Honolulu but you will never ever forget having sex with a sensitive soul like Matt...even after the 486 shots you drank to get wasted enough to bed him. Just kidding. But seriously, you gotta root for our hometown hero. He's a poet and he knows it. And he has that adorable tuxedo shirt and ultra-thick eyewear. If that doesn't spell sensual seduction, I don't know what else we can do for ya. Go Matt!

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March 18, 2008

Stud Farm

Oh, how nice it is to peruse a lineup of guys as if shopping through a catalog. Hmm...being from Tejas, the cowboy would seem like a natural fit. But alas, i'm SO not into the guy with hips thing. And the poet? I know LaQuita's got it going on for him, but i say, uhm...no thanks. coke-bottles don't do it for me. you gotta consider some potential logistical issues should things get down to the nitty gritty. but, wait, hold the presses.
Tommy! sweater vest enthusiast. law student. lover of the pleated chino pant. yes, that's the one for me! so cute, so utterly 'revenge of the nerds' 80's cute. i'll sign up for his law review anytime.
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March 20, 2008

Girlicious... Not!

Uhmm...i hate to be nitpicky, but...you left out a key voting option -- none of the above.
tried and tried, but beauty was not to be found in the eye of this beholder. this batch of 'beauties' gives 'beauty' a dull name.
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March 24, 2008

one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make...

this is bootleg! i'm sure in real life these contestants are awesome, but in photos their weaves look like bird's nests. i'm sorry. i'll cast my vote when you get some real beauties that can pose for a picture with their eyes open and both breasts pulled back. 2/3rds of these ladies make the collections of geeks look like tyson beckford. that's sad and slightly nauseating... anyhow for the sake of being a sporty sport. i cast my vote for the brunnette and "beautiful is in the eye of the beholder" beth from georgia. she has pretty eyes.

-jenkins

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Super Sexy Beauty "Beth" from Atlanta, GA

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