There's something sexy about a boy with coke bottle glasses...
Matt from little elm, all day! He's the epitome of everything every woman would want. Take it from me, if you are going to have sex with a geek, make sure its one that lives near you so you can contact him later on and inform him that he might have herpes. You might forget some strange hot hookup from Honolulu but you will never ever forget having sex with a sensitive soul like Matt...even after the 486 shots you drank to get wasted enough to bed him. Just kidding. But seriously, you gotta root for our hometown hero. He's a poet and he knows it. And he has that adorable tuxedo shirt and ultra-thick eyewear. If that doesn't spell sensual seduction, I don't know what else we can do for ya. Go Matt!
