Express Yourself

...no real woman without a damaged self esteem and/or a crack problem would date them. Now intoxicated Spring Breaks do not count. A lot of girls have risen at 2:45 pm the next day to a group of pock-marked male exchange students, a baby seal, and a disabled stripper, all partially penetrating them due to excess tequila and a lack of modesty. If we are including Spring Break mistakes then Peter and Chris would get a lot of love. And they totally need it! 'cause Lord knows aside from Ole Man Herbert the Pervert, Chris's virginity is sure to be on Iockdown well past 40 years. So I totally vote for Peter and Chris to give them the love they wouldn't get in the real world (unless they paid for it...)
-Quita

But seriously those guys from the game and/or gossip girl would be awesome shirtless and greased up. yum!